I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Shut up and get to the point! You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Kif might!
I never loved you. Take me to your leader! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! It must be wonderful. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. No, I'm Santa Claus!